THANKS FOR STAYING TOMBED! MERCHANDISE HAS ARRIVED AND IS READY FOR YOUR HEAD, WINDOW OR WHEREVER YOU'D LIKE TO PLACE A STICKER. WE HERE AT EPITHATS BELIEVE THIS SHORT EXISTENCE WE CALL LIFE, IS JUST ONE CREATIVE DESIGN OF OUR ETERNAL ENERGY EXPRESSING ITSELF IN PHYSICAL FORM FOR JUST A BRIEF MOMENT. WITH THAT SAID, WE WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH A VERY TABOO SUBJECT (AT LEAST IT IS HERE IN AMERICA). LET'S PUT FUN TEXT ON WHAT CAN OTHERWISE BE A VERY SERIOUS AND OFTEN DEPRESSING TOMBSTONE AND LAUGH A LITTLE WHILE WE ARE STILL BREATHING AND WHILE WE ARE STILL ABLE TO ENJOY THIS IMPERMANENT EXPERIENCE :)